Despite little Martyn's complete failure to acquire further territory for the glorious Church of Nigeria, he and Big Pete remain as close as ever. Moments after this photo was taken, the pair broke into a charming rendition of Evangelical Eric's favorite song, utterly disregarding the agonized screams arising from the assembled congregation.
I'm Father Christian and I teach the Bible.
PS. Aren't homophobes just so cute when they get all romantic and touchy-feely?